The Neferious Tommy Lee
You are about to hear one of the most outrageous Rock n Roll Story ever told. I don’t know if it’s real or not, but i can assure you that it has been documented. This story exemplify perfectly the devastating effect that Cultural Marxism had on the brain of today’s youth. The goal here is not to digust you or to morally disturb you but simply to study the strange effects that the aura of fame and celebrity have on the psyche of young ignorant consumers. In this respect, it is almost a sociological experiment in some way, even if this was not exactly the original intent for initiating the contest. Jon Holmes, in his book Rock Star Babylon, tells us that this story according to him “sums up the whole band in one neat.” In other words, it depict the image of a heavy metal band whose members are “at the top of their game while simultaneously being at the bottom of a sewer.” [1]. The story goes lile this: Motley Crue’s bass player, Nikki Sixx, and his good pal Tommy Lee (the drum player) decided to hold a competition between the two of them to see who would go for the longuest without washing, showering or bathing in any way yet still able to sleep with groupies without them being ill or bailing out. People must keep in mind that what we are talking here is two rock and roll animals that went out on stage almost every night, sweating their asses off for hours and hours. The other thing is that those guys were sleeping, by their own admission, with maybe three or four chicks each and every night. So, for the duration of the contest, when they got off stage all dirty and sweaty, where most people in similar situation would had run for the showers, Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee would simply go to bed unwashed. They pushed the contest for two months. Imagine that. Two months of intense rock and roll mixed with nightly hardcore sexual activities with groupies and such without any form of hygiene or personal grooming taking place whatsoever. Let’s just say that those boys were probably not very pleasant to be around. But this didn’t affect their popularity and social desirability at all. After all, they were members of one of the hottest heavy metal band of the time and whetever they would say or do, the chicks, womens and groupies were coming in a unstoppable flux night after nights. After two long months, Nikky and Tommy were neck to neck in the competition until one night, Nikki Sixx was getting a blowjob dowstairs from a young lady when the unclean condition of his wiener finaly becomes too much to bear and she gags and vomit all over his crotch. Not only that, but her vomit is mostly strands of undigested spagetti which all becomes tangled in Nikki Sixx’s pubic hairs. Like you would expect, Nikki Sixx, rather than be embarrassed or sorry in any way, immediately summonned Tommy Lee to the scence of the incident and conceded defeat. From that day on, in the lore of rock band world, this incident went down in history as “The Spagetti Incident.” [2]
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[1] Jon Holmes, Rock Star Babylon. Outrageous Rumors, legends & Raucous True Tales of Rock & Roll Icons, p. 148-149.
[2] Jon Holmes, Rock Star Babylon. Outrageous Rumors, legends & Raucous True Tales of Rock & Roll Icons, p. 150.
