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Man Eating Hamburger Viciously Attacked by Meat-Suit Wearing Vegetarian Vigilante

meat-suit-mongoloidThe streets just keep getting crazier and crazier. Ya’ll know it’s nothing for somebody to rob you for your chain or you watch, but now apparently nothing is safe – not even your food. Yeah, let that one sink in – there are people out there who will jump you for your burger – and after that, not even eat it. [4] Yes, that right folks, believe it or not, there is a vigilante roaming the streets in search of men and women eating meat ready to make them regret it. For some, vegetarianism is a lifestyle choice. For this man it’s far more than that. He’s taking matters into his own hands, pouncing on anyone eating a burger, some chicken etc. to prize it from their hands and throw it away. [9] Recently, a man in Idaho met the infamous “vegan vigilante” and learned his lesson first hand when he was hanging out in Veteran’s Memorial Park eating a burger. This dude was minding his own business when he was approached by an angry vegetarian wearing a meat-suit. [4] Most of us have been accosted by a vegetarian or a vegan at one point or another, but this guy took it to a whole other level. [5]

meatsuit-idiotWitness of the surrealistic scene, Brad Burns was playing in Veterans Memorial Park with his two Chihuahuas when he witnessed a man dressed in a ‘meat suit’ attack another man eating a hamburger. “I saw the meat man run at the guy full force and knock him off the picnic table,” Burns said. [1] “My first instinct was to run because I thought the attacker might be a serial killer, but instead I decided to face my fear and capture the attack on my Samsung smartphone.” [1] Burns said the assailant in the meat suit knocked his victim down, took his hamburger, threw it about fifty yards and then ran away, disappearing into a thicket of trees. “The meat suit guy was yelling ‘meat is murder!’ over and over during the attack,” Burn said. [1] [4] “He is obviously another whacko vegetarian. They’re all whacko. I plan to eat more meat now than ever because of what this freak did. Burns and his dogs ran to the victim to see if he was okay, but just as Burns was dialing police, the victim stopped him. “He said he was wanted for train robbery and couldn’t go back to prison because it’s way too scary there,” Burns said. [1] “I felt so bad for him losing his hamburger and stuff that I didn’t dial police. Instead, I helped him to his feet and just watched him hobble away. In retrospect, I should have driven the guy to Wendy’s and bought him another hamburger.” [1] Apparently this isn’t the first time this has happened. After the incident came to the attention of the media, other people admitted to also being attacked by the meat suit man, including this guy on Facebook. [9]

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About Bill Wallace

Bill Wallace is a self-fashioned writter, a computer programmer and cybermarketer from Quebec City, Canada who decided to enter the political arena after his disillusionment with the socialist system under which he was living in the French Canadian province of Quebec.

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