You thought hipsters were bad? Well, take a look at these wussies. They are more effeminate than the metrosexuals, more ridiculous than the preppies and even more idiotic than the hipsters. They are the next step in the pussyfication of men. They call it the “merman style.” It’s no secret dyeing your hair all sorts of crazy hues is a hot trend at the moment.  The most pussyfied men of Instagram have been recently taking cues from the ladies and started dyeing their hair (both facial and on their head) different colours, using the tag to post their pictures.   These estrogen pumping men pulled off under their “sea looks” by dying everything from their facial hair to the hair on their heads in not-so-subtle pastel hues.  This new lunacy arrived just in time for the Gay Pride and the American supreme court’s decision to legalize gay marriage nationwide and idiots all over the Internet are loving it! On the social medias the rainbow coloured #MermanHair is now a big thing.   The trend originally started when some people started dying their hair for Coachella.  It’s continuing to go strong, as many are trying it out for Pride celebrations all around the world.  Lots of guys are also ditching the blondes and browns for some shades that are “simply to dye for.”  Personally I would prefer death but hey, what can I do? It seems to me that cultural marxism is now in it’s final phase and most of the last remaining “men” have been completely eradicated. All we got left are these blue bearded pussies. God help us.
 Merman Hair Styles: The Latest New Fashion Trend For Men, Cooking Panda, Jun 27, 2015
 Merman Trend: Men Are Dyeing Their Hair With Incredibly Vivid Colors, Bored Panda, Jun 27, 2015