Whoopi Goldberg has a lesson for all the women out there. “The View” co-host gave a very important tutorial on how to pee standing up. [1] It involved some maneuvering of the legs and wiggling around, and we can’t say that we were 100 percent following. Most women pee sitting down, but Goldberg has a trick. [2] “You have to be dexterous,” Goldberg warned. “I’d love to be able to pee standing up. I think it’d be such a useful thing to have in this life,” said Navarro, to curious applause from the mostly female audience. [2] “I can teach you how to do it,” Goldberg said. “But you have to be dextrous. You just have to move your leg. Because the problem for women standing up is that everything goes down into your shoe. [2] Watch the video for the full instructions, but pay attention, it gets complicated. Also, note her socks and shoes. [1]