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Ohio Man Calls Police to Report that his Wife Stole his Cocaine

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Robert Collins

This is possibly the worst possible thing that can happen to a drug dealer — aside from becoming addicted to whatever it is he’s pushing and cutting into the profit line — has to be getting flat-out robbed. Just having your stash taken from right under your nose, sometimes in a literal sense. [16] Everybody know that Police are there to protect and serve. That’s why 39-year-old Robert Collins called 911, except his story has a few unusual twists. Collins called police to report something was stolen, and that his wife did it. She didn’t steal money, jewelry, or anything legal for that matter. She allegedly stole his cocaine and Robert wanted it back. [1] He starts off by telling the dispatcher, “Me and my wife had a misunderstanding about something I bought. I bought some cocaine earlier and she wanted to take my cocaine, and then she (unintelligible).” [11] The conversation drifts away from the line and into presumably the living room where Collins spouts off quite a few “fucks” and “shits” as the 911 operator waits patiently. It was only around the 2:55 mark (embedded below) that the caller returned to the line and realized who he had called in the first place. [14] When the dispatcher replied that he was talking to the police, the man sounded a bit upset.[13] It got real when the dispatcher asked for his name, and he said, “Robert Collins. Who’s this?” “The police department. You called 911.” “No.” [11] But as you might expect, the police were more than happy to help him out. [13]

As strange as the call might have sounded to police, they still responded. But when they showed up to the house, Robert must have had a change of heart, because he refused to tell police why he initially called 911. [1] [2] Cocaine or not, Robert made getting busted easy for the cops because he also had a marijuana pipe in his possession.  Collins, who was seemingly wearing a Korn shirt at the time, was arrested on misdemeanor charges of possession of drug paraphernalia and improper use of the 911 system.  That’s how Robert became CW39’s Dumbass of the Day! [1]  Police did not say whether the allegedly stolen cocaine was recovered.  [7] Life really wasn’t all that peachy for Collins, according to the online case docket, Collins failed to pay a $25 fine and $589 worth of costs associated with a speeding and driving under suspension case as well as completing court-ordered supervised community service. [10] Collins was taken into custody and then transported to Stark County Jail, where he was booked and released on his own recognizance.  Alliance Municipal Court Judge Andrew J. Zumbar will arraign Collins at 1 p.m. Friday. If convicted of these latest charges, he faces up to 60 days in jail plus $500 in fines. [7] [10]

[1] Ohio man calls police to report that his wife stole his cocaine, CW39, 9:30 PM, March 12, 2015
[2] Evan Bleier, Moment of high emergency: Man, 39, calls 911 to report his wife had stolen his cocaine, DailyMail, 18:02 GMT, 7 March 2015
[3] Tara Fowler, Man Calls 911 to Report Wife for Stealing His Cocaine, People, 03/07/2015 AT 11:50 AM EST
[4] Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Report Wife Stole His Cocaine, The Huffington Post,  03/06/2015 8:44 am EST
[5] Darcie Loreno, Listen: Man arrested for calling 911 to report his wife stole his cocaine, FOX8,  1:23 pm, March 6, 2015
[6] Deborah Hastings, Ohio man calls 911, says wife stole his coke stash’, New York Daily News, Friday, March 6, 2015, 6:14 PM
[7] Ben Hooper, Police: 911 caller accused wife of stealing his cocaine, UPI, March 6, 2015 at 9:33 AM
[8] Christo Taoushiani, Man calls 911: ‘She wanted to take my cocaine!’, HLNTV, 11:28 AM EDT, Tue March 10, 2015
[9] Kate Jackson, Dumbest ‘crook’ ever? Listen to man as he calls police to report his wife – for ‘stealing his cocaine stash’, The Mirror, 10:27, 8 March 2015
[10] STEPAHNIE UJHELYI, City man arrested after using 911 to report theft of cocaine, The Review, March 6, 2015 3:00AM
[11] Morgan Chilson, Dumb Criminal’s 911 Fail: Man Calls to Say Wife Took His CocaineNewsMax, Friday, 06 Mar 2015 03:02 PM
[12] Man called 911 to report wife stole cocaine, 8NewsNow, Mar 06, 2015 5:56 PM
[13] Dave Urbanski, Husband Makes Expletive-Filled Phone Call Complaining That His Wife Stole His Cocaine. Too Bad He Dialed 911, The Blaze, Mar. 7, 2015 10:58pm
[14] Brian Abrams, Man calls 911 on wife who stole his cocaine, Death and Taxes, March 6, 2015
[15] Man Calls 911 To Report Wife Stole His Cocaine, The Smoking Gun, March 6, 2015
[16] Ashley Schaeffer, Beyond Stupid Husband Calls 911 To Report His Wife Stole His Cocaine Stash, Total Frat Move, March 6, 2015

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Bill Wallace is a self-fashioned writter, a computer programmer and cybermarketer from Quebec City, Canada who decided to enter the political arena after his disillusionment with the socialist system under which he was living in the French Canadian province of Quebec.

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