When you live in a culture of total corruption where everything and everyone is a fraud, it comes as no surprise to see women using all the tricks they can get their hands on in order to lure rich men into commiting to them, even if it is for the wrong reasons and for a very short while. Thanks to science, a new step in the “boobs” deception just have been taken. Now offering women the ability to test-drive breast implants, plastic surgeon Norman Rowe invented the InstaBreast, which is a “lunchtime lift” offering “instant breast enlargement” that lasts 24 hours, as ABC News puts it. [1] Now he’s hard at work on “Vacation Breasts.” The NYC doctor expects this new augmentation will last two to three weeks, ABC reports, which would work out for a vacation or a special occasion. [2] It is to be advertised as a treatment that could give women the ultimate beach body for a holiday.
Of course, Dr Rowe isn’t revealing the chemical makeup that would be injected into patients, but he says it’s a saline solution with an additive that’s already used in medical circles for other reasons. Although Rowe is able to increase women’s breast sizes a whole cup to a cup and a half using the InstaBreast procedure, he wanted to prolong the experience, Medical Daily reports. [3] “Twenty-four hours is great, but it’s still just 24 hours,” he tells ABC. He claims it wouldn’t just appeal to women considering bikinis for their next cruise or sending in their RSVP to a wedding or class reunion: He says it would help women who are thinking of getting permanent augmentation to “see what the weight will actually feel like and what it will be like to live with the new breasts.” Rowe says he’s been in touch with the FDA and anticipates getting the procedure to market by 2016. Lazy and dishonest Guys might be able to take advantage of it, too. Rowe suggests they could use the procedure to benefit their pecs and calves. [4]