A totally dumbed-down Porn star going by the name of Sadie Santana said on November 5 2014 on Twitter that if the Lakers can manage to get 47 wins this season she will blow every player on the team. [1] While this is not a new thing when it comes to the world of porn star sports fans (things like this have been offered up in the past or variations of it) it is a pretty safe bet that Sadie Santana won’t have to be cashing in on this offer come 2015 considering that if you extrapolated the Lakers’ current record over an 82-game season they would be, let’s see, 0 and 82. But again, this sad story shows how low the young generation have fallen. This lunacy reminds us about the pathetic story of Christie Mack and her LEGO contest where the prize was a blowjob. Imagine this poor girl is your daughter… it’s not bad enough that she earns her living acting in smut films but on top of that you have to watch her go in the medias offering to blow an entire basketball team. Well… Anyway… The day later, far from backing off, Santana went on Twitter to let everyone know that she is “100% serious” about her offer. [2] Of course there is absolutely zero chance that the Lakers go 47 and 30 the rest of the way, but it’s the thought that counts, right? Her family must be really proud! I don’t know if she gets off thinking that the guys from the Lakers will have some sexual fantasies about her or anything but the chances are that those pro basketball players have chickenheads like herself by the truckload at their disposal and won’t give a flying fuck about her and her idiotic tweets. Anyway… we’re so screwed folks… it’s beyond belief…
