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German Police Settle Dispute Over Farting, Kissing Vibrator

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When a sex shop wouldn’t refund her for a vibrator an elderly lady got angry and called the police.  On Friday morning the woman asked for an officer to come and meet her in a sex shop in Cologne’s Innenstadt district, Express reports.  When the police received the call, they thought it was a joke. But two officers were sent ...

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The New Pokémon Sex Toys Just Hit the Shelves

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For all of you people who got pissed about the all-women Ghostbusters reboot and complained about how it ‘ruined your childhood’ – you might want to know about this new range of sex toys.  Pokémon sex toys are here to take your innocent fun and make it all dirty.  This new line of toys is joining innocent child play with ...

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Pornhub Launches the “BangFit,” To Helps You Bang to Get Fit

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Men can get competitive about anything – growing moustaches, eating hundreds of hot dogs, even dad dancing. Now, thanks to one of the internet’s biggest pornography websites, we can ‘gamify’ one of the most intimate experiences: sex. [13] In seemingly bizarre news out of the porn industry, PornHub is launching a new fitness system (wearable + workout videos) called BangFit.  They claim that ...

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Sex Will Never Be the Same With the New Cthulhu Dildo

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Most people are fucked up… we already know that. All tastes are in nature and apparently there’s a sex toy specially designed for every perversion in the world. And that includes these hand-crafted Cthulhu sex toys by Necronomicox. From FunnyCrave: For so long mankind has attempted to find a way to achieve the perfect combination of art, dildos and Cthulhu-induced ...

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Introducing the Dildo Drone Sex Toy

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Lusty entrepreneurs are taking multitasking masturbation to new levels by attaching a sex toy to a drone.  It’s not clear yet if the invention is entirely legitimate – but a humorous marketing video has already hit YouTube and social media is all aflutter.  Known simply as the ‘dildo drone’, the flying sex toy promises hands-free masturbation for when you want ...

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The Designs of Most Dildos in America are ‘Racist’

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The kicker in this? A professor at a major American university actually conducted a study on this. Probably got a grant for her research and published her findings in a professional journal that is being read by other scholars and researchers. And treated as an important and legitimate source of information.  According to this, Professor Amy Sueyoshi at San Francisco ...

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Pissed-Off Armed Militant in Oregon Reacts to ‘Bag of Dicks’: Stop Mailing Us Dildos

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Occupying a federal building and starting a revolution is tough and very serious work, explains Arizona militant Jon Ritzheimer in his latest Facebook video. The militants, who are calling themselves the Citizens for Constitutional Freedom movement, swore an oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution and take their fight against the federal government very seriously. [2] The militants, led by Ammon ...

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Introducing The World’s First Vagina Beauty Contest

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Maybe being in the sexy toy industry does not necessarily make someone an asshole, but Brian Sloan’s situation is a bit different. [4] The American sex toy entrepreneur created the competition, so he could find the perfect vagina to replica on one of his sex toys.  According to Elite Daily the sex toy manufacturer got ‘everyday women’ to upload pictures ...

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A New Line of Dildo-Like Prosthesis for ‘Transitioning Kids’ Just Hit the Shelves

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Believe it or not, some San Francisco-based LGBT weirdo is currently marketing a line of rubber dicks specifically designed for young kids and teens.  Arriving just in time for this critical period of history where liberals around the world seems to want to bring all kind of depravity into the mainsteam and make them normal and  acceptable, this prosthesis/sex toy ...

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Hundred of Sex Toys Found Hanging from Portland Power Lines

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Amid the sleepy, irony-lined streets of Portland, Oregon, a menace looms quietly from above—and if you don’t look up, you could miss it.  [9]Someone has been up to no good in Portland recently as passersby are amazed, embarrassed, or just plain amused to see hundreds of sex toys dangling from the power lines. [1] Local media reported that numerous sex toys ...

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Lesbian Arrested After Hitting Ex-Girlfriend In Face With Dildo

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Florida woman Annette Kielhurn was arrested on domestic assault charges last weekend after she hit her ex-girlfriend in the face with a dildo.  [1] The Smoking Gun reports that the 57-year-old objected to a dress that her partner wanted to wear. [7] [8]  Kielhurn’s ex-girlfriend Gamze Capaner-Ridley was attended by a police escort when she went to Keilhurn’s home to retrieve some ...

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Man Arrested Driving His Car While Sucking On a Dildo

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  A 30-year-old Minnesota woman was sitting at a crowded St. Paul bus stop when a man in a red truck pulled up in front of her. As the light turned green, the man sat parked in his vehicle obstructing traffic while several cars behind him honked their horns in frustration. The woman at the bus stop became concerned and ...

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