Stupid Stuff

A man who told police he took five times the recommended dosage of erectile dysfunction medication was arrested for DUI after investigators said he crashed into a Seattle parking garage.  Officers, who did not smell the odor of intoxicants from the man or his vehicle, arrested the Mercer Island man believing he was possibly under the influence of prescription drugs, ...

Thanksgiving is a holiday when families get together and enjoy each other’s company and some great food. For 21-year-old Ryan Mills, it left him and his girlfriend behind bars.  Police were called with reports of a domestic violence incident. When they arrived, they found 24-year-old Ryan Mills on the ground in the living room next to an uncooked turkey carcass. ...

Canada is known for lots of crappy things. Its commie SJW prime minister. Its 50% tax rate. Its rampant socialism. The fact that it’s basically a vassal state totally sold out to the New World Order and the Anglo-American oligarchy.  And now it’ll be known for the hosting one of the few poo-themed cafes outside of South Korea…where poo puddings are ...

A man offering free hugs in Times Square is due in court Friday for allegedly attacking a tourist when she didn’t give him a tip. , known as the “free hugs” guy, is often seen toting a cardboard sign around Times Square offering free hugs. But on Thursday afternoon, police said Himmelstein jumped into a picture 22-year-old Canadian tourist Sophie ...

Using the bathroom definitely makes one feel lighter. Have you ever wondered how much weight you lost after using the bathroom? Well now you can know. [1] Folks, you can’t make this stuff up. Some people apparently feel so much lighter that they want to know how much weight they lost after relieving themselves.  Believe it or not there is now ...

Parents were upset when an Easter egg hunt turned into a shoving match on Saturday morning.WFSB 3 Connecticut For the third year in a row, the Easter egg hunt was held at the Pez Visitor Center in Orange [Connecticut]. According to Pez, event organizers placed more than 9,000 eggs on three different fields. The goal was to have staggered starts ...

The American Humanist Foundation considers it a win that they were able to legally force a government institution to officially recognize the fictional practices of a fictional religion. Because it proves an important point somehow: Lindsay Miller identifies as a Pastafarian, also known as members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a secular religion that views the existence ...

A New Jersey man has been indicted for wiping his ass with a police summons that he then threw at a cop, according to court records.  Joseph Greenwood, 45, is facing a felony rap for allegedly purposely subjecting a police officer to “contact with a bodily fluid” during a June incident in Readington, a township about 50 miles from New ...

Andrew Hawes has had enough of your dog crap! The self described dog shit vigilante is waging war on owners who fail to clear up their pets’ mess. [9] He definitely is a new post-modern type of superhero.  He  may not save the world anytime soon but he is shoveling the shit one turd at the time.  The Leiston, Suffolk, ...

Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself in for killing his imaginary friend — Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had stabbed Mr. Happy repeatedly with a kitchen knife, cut up the body with a hatchet and buried the victim in his backyard.  A remorseful Gaylord told officers he wanted the death penalty for his crime — preferably, “right now.”  Gaylord ...

Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused. “Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. [1] Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me ...

We’ve all been there. Something happens and we get angry. I’ve even heard people say that they were mad enough to kill someone. Personally, We can get angry enough to fight but, I don’t that a lot of us would go for the kill, especially someone from your family. Well, maybe Randy Zipperer had been pushed too far, because he ...