Police in Oregon arrested 21-year-old Ross McMackin Sunday night after he drove his car onto the sidewalk and collided with a parked vehicle before fighting with his girlfriend when she tried to take the keys, according to The Smoking Gun. [1] It turns out that the reason McMackin did all those things is because he was incredibly intoxicated. While a ...
Read More »New Ebola Plush Toys for Kids “Selling like Hot Cakes”
With the Ebola outbreak dominating the national discourse, parents and caregivers are inevitably going to be confronted with the necessity of explaining the deadly and exotic disease to children. One Connecticut company was already poised to help in that process, and it has seen a dramatic spike in sales as a result. Giantmicrobes Inc. was founded about a decade ago with the intention ...
Read More »Michael Jordan: Obama is a ‘Hack’ Golfer
The greatest professional basketball player to ever play the game is not a fan of the leader of the free world’s golf game. In a recent interview on the Back 9 Network with Ahmad Rashad, Michael Jordan expressed that he would not want to share the course with President Obama. Jordan said: I’ve never played with Obama, but I would. ...
Read More »Ohio Man Calls Police to Report that his Wife Stole his Cocaine
This is possibly the worst possible thing that can happen to a drug dealer — aside from becoming addicted to whatever it is he’s pushing and cutting into the profit line — has to be getting flat-out robbed. Just having your stash taken from right under your nose, sometimes in a literal sense. [16] Everybody know that Police are there ...
Read More »Darth Vader Candidate in Ukraine’s Parliamentary Election
This is not a Joke: Darth Vader Could be a Ray of Light in Ukraine’s Coming Election Ukranian President Petro Poroshenko’s party is toe to toe with that of Prime Minister Arseniy Yatseniuk in a tally of more than 50 percent of votes from Sunday’s election. Both men have said that they expect other parties to join coalition talks to ...
Read More »Wasted Like there’s no Tomorrow: Drug induced Zombie Walk
The guy who recorded it said it took place over on Charlton Street in Worcester Massachussetts whilst he was walking a dog and that it isn’t an uncommon site in that area as it’s where a lot of drug users hang out because it’s where one of the only ‘wet’ homeless shelters in the area exists. As such, it’s become ...
Read More »Drinking Beer & Smoking Dope… the Secret Past of Anjem Choudary
Knocking back the drink and smoking a joint, this is the Muslim fanatic who plans to march through Wootton Bassett with empty coffins to symbolise the Muslims ‘mercilessly murdered’ in Iraq and Afghanistan. Photographs of Anjem Choudary as a student at Southampton University were first obtained by the Daily Mail early last year. The pictures reveal a very different side ...
Read More »Toys R Us is Peddling Crystal Meth Dealing Dolls to Kids
Offer your Kids a Crystal Meth Cooking Action Figure for Christmas It’s safe to say that Breaking Bad’s place among the greatest television dramas of all-time is secure. On the other hand, its place among the action figures at Toys ‘R Us may be a hangning by a thread. The American toy shop Toys “R” Us has recently been criticised ...
Read More »Colombian DJ Become a Demon Through Plastic Surgery
A highly modified transhumanist DJ known as “Devil Man” has spent the last 11 years turning himself into a menacing creature with black eyes and develish horns. This excentric Devil Man even has black tattooed eyeballs and horn implants on his forehead and arms in order to scare the hell out of the normal law abiding citizen. With his menacing ...
Read More »Auto-Erotic: The Man Who Have Sex with Cars
A Very Peculiar Man A very great deal of litterature have been produced talking about the relationship between cars and men’s libido but this peculiar story remained to be told. There is a lot of guys out there that loves cars, but none of you love them the way that Edward Smith does. Let’s just say that Edward is a ...
Read More »Ozzy Osbourne Knighthood Petition Reach 21,000 Signatures
The petition for rock legend Ozzy Osbourne to receive a Knighthood has officially reached its goal, crossing the 21,000 signature mark on Causes. Ozzy is certainly one of England’s most recognizable figures as well as one of the country’s most popular and long-lasting rock singers. Loudwire commented the news saying: “Here’s a cause we can all get behind! No matter ...
Read More »Hannibal Lecter for President
Hannibal Lecter for President The idea of Hannibal Lecter as President of the United States comes from Robert Anton Wilson’s book TSOG: The Thing that Ate the Constitution, where he suggested that the acclaimed psychiatrist would make a better President than George W. Bush. To illustrate his point, Wilson argue that “everybody knows that the President of the United States ...
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