Pop Culture

You thought hipsters were bad?  Well, take a look at these wussies.  They are more effeminate than the metrosexuals, more ridiculous than the preppies and even more idiotic than the hipsters. They are the next step in the pussyfication of men.  They call it the “merman style.”  It’s no secret dyeing your hair all sorts of crazy hues is a hot trend at the moment. [1] The ...

A new stupid beauty craze is now encouraging women to grow out their underarm hair and dye it a bright, bold color.   Hair stylist Roxie Hunt, who works at popular Seattle salon Vain, is one of the people leading the armpit hair revolution and insists that women should embrace their underarm hair – rather than feeling forced to shave it ...

The consumingly violent novel-turned-cult classic, Fight Club, had millions of Average Joes across North America thinking about clearing the dusty cardboard boxes from their unfinished basements to start an underground fight club and grind their neighbours annoying stupid face into the cement floor among the cheers and blood-smeared smiles of co-workers. [1]  In an attempt to make his R-rated novel capture ...

The English festival has just announced its first-ever international event, which will be taking place on Toronto Island on June 12 and 13 2015. What exactly is the Bestival you ask?  Well, according to the Web Magazine Plaid Zebra, “if Salvador Dali and Dr. Seuss had a child born out of wedlock, it would have been conceived at Bestival.” [1] The ...

Scotland Yard has been called in to investigate the deputy speaker of the House of Lords after a video emerged of him allegedly snorting cocaine with prostitutes.  Lord Sewel resigned from his £84,500 per year post after the video was leaked to the Sun newspaper and published in an expose on Sunday.  The Prime Minister backed his decision to resign ...

Hunter S. Thompson was a superhero of the outlaw world, with the uncanny ability to ingest an infinite amount of amphetamines, psychedelics, alcohol and strange outer-worldly substances without even a minute shift in composure or personality. He ate acid like peanuts. Inhaled cocaine like oxygen. Drank whisky like apple-juice.  American journalist E. Jean Carroll was quick to capitalize on Thompson’s ...

It’s nice to get a compliment every now and then, and maybe that’s all that narcissitic Florida man was looking for. Unfortunately for him he went fishing for it in all the wrong places. Police say they got a call from 44-year-old Eddie Garcia from St-Augustine Florida, who reportedly called to report a harassing telephone call he got. His emergency quickly ...

A Satanic reproductive rights group is promising to unveil a one-ton bronze statue of a goat-headed Baphomet Saturday in Detroit, in a private ceremony open only to bearers of $25 tickets.  Organizers are billing the event as the “largest public satanic ceremony in history,” despite the fact that its secret location will only be revealed to ticket-holders and attendance is ...

A Philadelphia dad is furious over a Star Wars action figure of Princess Leia in her iconic slave outfit from 1983’s Return of the Jedi.   The single dad was shocked to see this on the toy aisle shelf. A Hasbro-made Star Wars Black Series action figure of Princess Leia wearing what the box described as a “slave outfit”. [2] The toy features ...

A Couple from Cottage Grove, Minnesota discovered a man living inside a secret laboratory inside their basement.  On Friday, May 15th 2015 officers with the Warrington County Sheriffs Office went to the Morgan family’s home after receiving a call reporting a possible break in.  When the officers pulled up they saw the Morgan Family standing by the road.  “They ran up ...

This dude is wasted at 10 am and goes to the store to buy more beer. He has been deemed the Drunkest Guy Ever… because he is. Music from 2001: A Space Odyssey soundtrack.

Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself in for killing his imaginary friend — Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had stabbed Mr. Happy repeatedly with a kitchen knife, cut up the body with a hatchet and buried the victim in his backyard.  A remorseful Gaylord told officers he wanted the death penalty for his crime — preferably, “right now.”  Gaylord ...