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There’s a Secret ‘Sex Island’ for Married People Who Just Want to Cheat

cheat-on-your-spouse-on-a-secret-sex-island-specifically-for-adultery-vgtrn-body-image-1459893346-size_1000  There’s a Secret ‘Sex Island’ for Married People Who Just Want to Cheat cheat on your spouse on a secret sex island specifically for adultery vgtrn body image 1459893346 size 1000Married people will soon be able to travel to a special island where they are guaranteed privacy as they cheat.   IllicitEncounters.com is a dating website for married people, and it’s confirmed it is buying an island for the use of those having affairs.  At the moment, the island is known as Illicit Retreat and it’s about 100 miles from Portsmouth, on England’s south coast. There are flash apartments dotted all over it, each boasting bedrooms, a dining room and Jacuzzi.  Holidaymakers will be whizzed onto the island in a helicopter, all in an effort to ensure they aren’t busted with their lover.  It will eliminate the possibility of getting caught with receipts for trains or buses, or a big jump in miles on your car’s odometer that might raise suspicion.  The company will even blindfold people so the island’s location remains a secret, and non-disclosure agreements will be issued.  IllicitEncounters spokesperson Christian Grant explained: “All you need to do is sneak out for a ‘business trip’ and the rest is taken care of for you.   “What happens on the island stays on the island.  “If only we’d thought of this before, we could have saved the likes of Vernon Kay and Jeremy McConnell, to name just a couple, quite a bit of hassle.” [1] The fact that the island’s off the coast of England means that the climate isn’t exactly tropical, but if you’re actually so committed to sleeping around that you’re jumping through all these hoops, then you probably won’t mind the weather. [4]

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[1] Hannah Ferrett, There’s a secret ‘sex island’ for married people who just want to cheat, The Sun, April 5, 2016 | 9:31am
[2] KORIN MILLER, Coming Soon: A Secret ‘Sex Island’ Where Cheaters Can Do It on the DL?, Women’s Health,   April 5, 2016

 

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Bill Wallace is a self-fashioned writter, a computer programmer and cybermarketer from Quebec City, Canada who decided to enter the political arena after his disillusionment with the socialist system under which he was living in the French Canadian province of Quebec.

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