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Metro.co.uk Teach your Daughter How to Blow Like a Pro

Semi-nude woman undressing standing man  Metro.co.uk Teach your Daughter How to Blow Like a Pro 110052859I already said previously that the Metro Journal has now become the sewer of the Internet.  No wonder Play Boy stopped it’s publications.  They have been made irrelevant.  Now even family oriented news outlets like Metro are more dirty and explicit than even Hustler Magazine.  This time they come with an article about blowjobs.  The article begins  making the apology of oral sex and stating that blowjobs “are usually enjoyed by the receiver, and can be arousing for the giver too.”  Unfortunately they say,  “not everyone can add ‘great blow job-giver’ to their CV and there is definitely an art to giving good head.” This is where they intervene. They will show you, your kids and everybody else how to do it properly:  “If you want to blow your partner’s brains and make sure your skills don’t suck, here are the 12 tricks to nailing a great blow job.” [1]

From Metro.co.uk:

1. Be enthusiastic

If you hate giving blow jobs don’t give them.  If you’re happy to suck a dick then let him know, because your partner giving you a blow job is sexy.  Knowing your partner loves giving you a blow job? Hot.

2. Get comfortable

Make sure there’s a pillow nearby for your knees or that you’ve positioned yourself in such a way you’re not going to start having neck spasms or get lock jaw.

3. Don’t rush it

A good blow job doesn’t mean you need to swallow his entire penis before he’s barely got his jeans off.  Lead up to it gently with a few strokes, some licking from base to tip or even a bit of sexy talk telling him what you are about to do.

4. Lube up

Once he’s hard, or getting there, slide your mouth up and down his penis to make sure it’s naturally lubed up.  Friction ain’t no fun.

5. Use your hands

Unless your partner’s penis fits in your mouth comfortably, use your hand to stimulate the lower part while your tongue works the magic on the top half.

Find your rhythm and away you go.

6. Use your tongue

Whether it’s pressed against the underside of his dick or teasing the tip, your tongue is the difference between a blow job and a *blow job*.

7. Do not use your teeth

As a general rule, dicks do not like being bitten.

8. Get eye contact

Positioning yourself so your partner can see you in action is going to intensify his pleasure 10-fold, and throwing him the odd seductive glance when his penis is in your mouth may well lead to marriage proposals.  You have been warned.

9. Balls

Be gentle with his balls but don’t forget them.  Softly rolling his balls in your hand while sucking his penis will send many men wild – or give them a gentle suck while still stroking his dick with your hand.

7. Do not use your teeth

As a general rule, dicks do not like being bitten.

8. Get eye contact

Positioning yourself so your partner can see you in action is going to intensify his pleasure 10-fold, and throwing him the odd seductive glance when his penis is in your mouth may well lead to marriage proposals. You have been warned.

9. Balls

Be gentle with his balls but don’t forget them.  Softly rolling his balls in your hand while sucking his penis will send many men wild – or give them a gentle suck while still stroking his dick with your hand.

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[1] Katy Horwood, How to blow like a pro – the 12 tricks to nailing a great blow job, Metro.co.uk, Monday 11 Jul 2016 12:35 pm

 

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Bill Wallace is a self-fashioned writter, a computer programmer and cybermarketer from Quebec City, Canada who decided to enter the political arena after his disillusionment with the socialist system under which he was living in the French Canadian province of Quebec.

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