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Man Dies During Sex with Scarecrow He Strapped Sex Toy On

A kinky Argentinian man croaked while having sex with a scarecrow that he dressed in lipstick and a wig — and strapped a sex toy on, according to reports. Jose Alberto, 58, was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, lying next to the straw doll, the Mirror reported. “There were no signs of violence, and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” police spokesman Rodolfo Moure told the publication. [2] The depraved sex fiend, who tended to sheep, had puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it, reports said. [1] His rotting remains were found after neighbors complained to police of a foul stench coming from his home, where he lived alone. [1] Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: “I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig. [2]  It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.  There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow.  [8] Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.  Medical experts say that anal sex using dildo without lubrication may cause tear and damage because the rectum which the dildo enters has many blood vessels that are thin and on the surface.  However, death while having sex with a dildo or a real person happens to less than 1 percent of the population due to heart attack. However, the American Journal of Cardiology advices people with the following conditions to abstain from sex: onset of chest pain caused by heart problems, uncontrolled high blood, advanced heart failure, heart attack in the last two weeks, abnormal heart rhythms and weak heart muscle.  [9]  Autopsy results have not yet been released.  Neighbours said the man, who was known to live alone and had no mobile phone, was often seen as a loner. [2]

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[1] Melissa Chan, Man dies during sex with scarecrow he strapped sex toy on, New York Daily News, 04/03/2015 10:31 AM ET
[3] Argentinian man dies after sex with dolled-up scarecrow strapped with sex toy, Decan Chronicle,  April 04, 2015, 14.04 pm IST
[5] Man dies after sex with scarecrow, News.com.au, April 04, 2015 4:13PM
[7] Ramzy Alwakeel , Man found dead ‘after having sex with scarecrow using strap-on toy’, London Evening Standard, 03 April 2015
[8] Yaron Steinbuch, Shepherd found dead after having sex with scarecrow, New York Post, April 3, 2015 | 11:08am
[9] Vittorio Hernandez, Death By Scarecrow With Dildo For Argentinean Shepherd, International Business Times, April 04 2015 12:15 PM
[10] Dude Dies During Strap On Sex With A Scarecrow, Barstool Sports, May 7, 11:10 am
[15] Cops: Man dead after sex with a homemade scarecrow, KMRG, 8:55 a.m. Monday, April 6, 2015
[16] Trace William Cowen, Argentinian Man Dies During Scarecrow Sex, Complex, April 4, 2015
[18] Sean Kelly, Man Found Dead In His Home Next To Scarecrow With Strap-On Penis, Opposing Views, Fri, April 3, 2015
[19] Rebecca Knight, Man Who Had Sex With A Scarecrow Is Found Dead, Unilad, 3 April 2015

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