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Man Arrested For Wiping His Ass With Summons

A New Jersey man has been indicted for wiping his ass with a police summons that he then threw at a cop, according to court records.  Joseph Greenwood, 45, is facing a felony rap for allegedly purposely subjecting a police officer to “contact with a bodily fluid” during a June incident in Readington, a township about 50 miles from New York City.  According to the indictment filed last week, Greenwood was issued a summons by Lieutenant John Insabella following his release from police custody (Greenwood had been cited for threatening an assault).  Upon receipt of the summons, Greenwood placed the document “between his butt cheeks” and began “wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion,” prosecutors allege. He then threw the summons “in the direction” of Insabella.  The indictment does not further detail Greenwood’s alleged wiping or the nature of the bodily fluid found on the summons, which apparently was seized as evidence.

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[1] Man Busted For Wiping Butt With Summons, The Smoking Gun, October 19, 2015
[2] David Lohr, Man Accused Of Wiping Court Summons ‘Between Butt Cheeks‘, The Huffington Post, 10/21/2015 03:58 PM EDT
[3] Tom Davis, N.J. Man Wipes ‘Butt Cheeks’ With Summons, Tosses It At Cop: Prosecutor, Hillsborough Patch, October 15, 2015
[4] Mike Deak, Cops: Man wipes ‘butt cheeks’ with summons, tosses it at officer, My Central Jersey, 5:57 p.m. EDT October 13, 2015
[5] Jacquelyn Gray, Man Arrested For Wiping Butt With Court Summons, Hurling It At Cops, Crime Feed, October 21, 2015
[6] Ben Hooper, Police: Man wiped summons ‘between his butt cheeks’, UPI,  Oct. 16, 2015 at 1:08 PM
[7] Evann Gastaldo, Cops: Guy Uses Summons to Wipe Butt, Then Throws It, Newser, Oct 19, 2015 3:40 PM CDT
[8] Man Busted For Wiping Butt With Summons, Live Leak, Oct-20-2015
[10] Kathryn Rostan, Man Cheekily Wipes Court Summons With His Behind, Rant LifeStyle, October 22, 2015
[11] Owen Weldon, Man wiped his buttocks with summons and tossed it at officer, Digital Journal, Oct 18, 2015
[12] Jim Treacher, NJ Man Uses Police Summons As Toilet Paper, Projectile, Daily Caller, 1:06 PM 10/19/2015

 

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