Lunatic liberals believe that Christmas is racist and Santa Claus is a symbol of white supremacy and white privilege in America. In the magazine article excerpt below, a Negress discusses the butthurt she felt as a child because Santa wasn’t black. LOL. What an idiot. The video is by Mark Dice. It’s followed by a short excerpt from the article that calls for Santa to be transformed into a black and white penguin, as above. Mexicans will be so butthurt, though, as there are no brown penguins.
Two decades later, America is less and less white, but a melanin-deficient Santa remains the default in commercials, mall casting calls, and movies. Isn’t it time that our image of Santa better serve all the children he delights each Christmas?
Yes, it is. And so I propose that America abandon Santa-as-fat-old-white-man and create a new symbol of Christmas cheer. From here on out, Santa Claus should be a penguin.
That’s right: a penguin.