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Idiotic Communist Hipster Embarks on a National Sex Trek to Change How People Think About Porn Stars

colby-mongoloid-idiot  Idiotic Communist Hipster Embarks on a National Sex Trek to Change How People Think About Porn Stars colby mongoloid idiotWhen the word “porn star” is said what’s the first thing that pops into your head?  Well whatever it is, it’s maybe about to change.  A communist porn star takes his sex-capade around the United States for the sake of “art” and vowed to change the way people think about porn stars. [1] Colby Keller is a porn star, self-described communist and a Master of Fine Art – which must make for an interesting CV.  [2] He’s also one of gay porn’s most prolific and exuberant (not to mention diverse) performers, playing all kinds of roles in all kinds of scenes. [3]  Of course his real name is not Colby Keller, but he won’t disclose his real name on the record, because his mom doesn’t know that he’s a porn star and would “have a heart attack” if she found out. (She does know that he’s gay, though.) He got the name Colby from Sean Cody when he shot his first film for them over 10 years ago. [4] His new project is as ridiculous as you can get: he’s putting together an ambitious pornographic video series called Colby Does America, where he’ll film himself having sex in every state in America. It’s kind of a sexual anthropology of America. The man wants to work with people in every state—filmmakers, artists, photographers, and fans which will help him “fuck this great nation of ours.”  Just absolute lunacy.  “Remember when Sufjan Stevens said he wanted to make an album for every state?” he wrote on the Indiegogo campaign page.  “Well, I plan to make a porn in every state.” [5]  It’s porn but the man like to flatter himself and call it “art.”  Is it really a great artistic accomplishment or just a buch of stupid shit? You decide!  “It’s intentionally vague,” he tells his fans. [6] He has raised $45,385 in order to buy a van and drive around America and film himself having sex with someone in 50 US states, as well as some provinces in Canada.  His fans get in touch with him online, and then he chooses which ones to make his videos with, all in the name of art. [7]  Keller sold all of his possessions prior to undertaking his pornographic expedition around America.  Ironically, this seems to be the only reason why he describes himself as a communist. The trek is already started and he has he screwed in 3 different states so far:

The first state was Maryland, with a friend who lives in Baltimore. I filmed another in L.A. with a friend. I’ve filmed in Maine, West Virginia, D.C., and I’m filming in Florida next. [8]

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Communism never looked so dumb…

If you’re siting there wondering how any of this is going to change people’s perception of porn stars, or how exactly we can classify having random sex with random people as “art,” then you probably have some “common sense” left in you.  And if you not yet convinced that this man is completely dilusional, then hear this: Colby claims that he had an offer for a ‘significant amount’ of money from a porn studio to licence his trip around America and turn it into a blue movie. [9] But he turned the offer down, he wants to create art, not porn. “They wanted a very specific product, that was a porn product, and not the kind of product I’m interested in making. It wouldn’t be making art; it would be making porn.” [10] The end product that he want to make doesn’t yet exist in this world, which currently makes it neither porn nor art. According to the man, it is eventually the art community that will decide what it is. But we can already guess what it’s gonna be like: a big steamy stack of horse shit. For the more “open minded” liberals among you, Colby Does America opens up the erotic imagination: What’s the nature of desire? Is it fixed, or can it change? Some people would say that it does open up people to the fact that our sexuality is a wide open door to some new, enriching, life-changing experiences.  [11]  It is exactly this kind of attitude that has made Colby Keller the hipster king of gay porn.  He comfortably occupies the grey areas between artist and gay porn star, hippie and hipster, Communist comrade and industry mainstay. In other words he is a pseudo-intellectual poser and a complete idiot… He has alternately been called by Out and Vice “the James Franco and Marina Abramovic of porn.” [12] Just last month he tweeted pictures of his summer reading, Willing Slaves of Capital: Spinoza and Marx on Desire. [13]

His porn persona lives outside of the porn space as a creative individual and as an artist. —Jake Jaxson
What a fucking looser!
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[2] E. Alex Jung, The hipster king of gay porn is coming to your state, The Kernel,  on October 5th, 2014
[3]  Mark Adnum, Not Quite Quiet: An Interview With Introverted Gay Porn Star Colby Keller, The Huffington Post,  09/04/2013 7:45 pm EDT
[4] E. Alex Jung, The hipster king of gay porn is coming to your state, The Kernel,  on October 5th, 2014
[5] E. Alex Jung, The hipster king of gay porn is coming to your state, The Kernel,  on October 5th, 2014
[6] E. Alex Jung, The hipster king of gay porn is coming to your state, The Kernel,  on October 5th, 2014
[11] E. Alex Jung, The hipster king of gay porn is coming to your state, The Kernel,  on October 5th, 2014
[12] Hugh Ryan, Colby Keller Is the Marina Abramovic of Gay Porn,Vice, July 5, 2014
[13] E. Alex Jung, The hipster king of gay porn is coming to your state, The Kernel,  on October 5th, 2014

About Bill Wallace

Bill Wallace is a self-fashioned writter, a computer programmer and cybermarketer from Quebec City, Canada who decided to enter the political arena after his disillusionment with the socialist system under which he was living in the French Canadian province of Quebec.

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