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The Modern Substitute for Motherhood and the Astonishing “Progress” of Liberalism in the West

The Modern Substitute for Motherhood and the Astonishing “Progress” of Liberalism in the West feminist idiots 300x160

Feminism and liberal values have “freed” these women. This is the result. One may ask: From what, exactly, are they now free from? Is this truly a substitute of equal value to motherhood, childbirth and family? Can these women look into the mirror in the morning and say their life is fulfilled?  If the modern Western woman has been “liberated” ...

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Duke University Columnist Calls Free Speech ‘Expression Of White Supremacy’

Duke University Columnist Calls Free Speech ‘Expression Of White Supremacy’ FreeSpeech 300x160

A columnist with Duke University’s student newspaper has labeled Americans’ “obsession” with freedom of speech as nothing more than “an expression of white supremacy.”  The article, entitled “Free speech, Black lives and white fragility,” argues that the country’s devotion to the First Amendment has thwarted “an urgent and overdue conversation about racism” both on and off campus.  “I am thinking ...

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Most Alcohol Industry Profits Come From Problem Drinkers

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Alcohol industry giants like Diageo, Anheuser-Busch InBev, and MillerCoors claim they promote responsible drinking, but a new study from the UK reveals the “dirty little secret” that most of their profits come from “harmful” and “hazardous” customers.  Of the estimated £37.8 billion ($54bn) profit reaped by English alcohol sales in 2013, £23.7 billion came from what health professionals call “harmful” ...

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“GuyFi” Booth Allows Men to Masturbate on the Streets of NYC

“GuyFi” Booth Allows Men to Masturbate on the Streets of NYC guyfi dumbass 300x160

A US-based sex toy company has beaten off its rivals and opened the world’s first “male stress relief” masturbation booths in Manhattan, New York. The purported site is a converted disused phone booth, complete with Wi-Fi connectivity.  The sex toy company behind the campaign, Hot Octopuss, capitalised on news that telecommunications firm LinkNYC is rolling out free gigabit Wi-Fi access ...

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More and More Celebrities Farm Out Pregnancies to Surrogates in Order to Preserve Their Bodies and Career

More and More Celebrities Farm Out Pregnancies to Surrogates in Order to Preserve Their Bodies and Career hollywood surrogate idiots 300x160

Apparently, there’s no pride in birthing your own children anymore, as Hollywood A-listers are now turning to surrogates in an attempt to preserve their bodies and career, reveals a Los Angeles fertility doctor in a shocking new report by the Daily Mail.  The most shocking part about the revelations is not the new trend of placing vanity ahead of motherhood, ...

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Meet a “Vampire Girl” Who Drinks Her Boyfriend’s Blood

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Georgina Condon, a 38-year-old woman from Australia, drinks her boyfriend’s blood at least once a week – because, apparently, she’s a vampire.  She allegedly has been a vampire since childhood – way before vampires became such a modern fad as a result of the movie Twilight, and television shows like True Blood and Vampire Diaries. Though she does enjoy watching those ...

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ABC Now Whoring Out the Muppets to Market Gay Marriage and Sexual Perversion to Children

ABC Now Whoring Out the Muppets to Market Gay Marriage and Sexual Perversion to Children Gaymuppet pervs 300x160

The recent premiere of The Muppets just proved that ABC’s newest version is a far cry from The Muppets Americans know and love – unless jokes about bikini waxes, boob jobs, tummy tucks and butt lifts are what you know and love about them!  The new show includes such perversity as Kermit the Frog falling in love with Denise the Pig, and ...

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Tim Allen Blasts Bernie Sanders… Compares the Clintons to Herpes

Tim Allen Blasts Bernie Sanders… Compares the Clintons to Herpes time allen free shit party 300x160

Actor-comedian Tim Allen blasted Hillary Clinton in a recent interview, comparing her and her husband Bill to a venereal disease while praising Donald Trump as a candidate who “might be able to do the stuff that really needs fixing.”  In an extensive interview with The Hollywood Reporter to discuss his sitcom hit Last Man Standing, Allen weighed in on the state of ...

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Liberals Complain That Martin Luther King Was Not Inclusive Enough – Want to Scrap MLK Quote on Building

Liberals Complain That Martin Luther King Was Not Inclusive Enough –  Want to Scrap MLK Quote on Building mlk not diverse enough 300x160

This is what campus life in the West has been reduced to. Apparently even Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and his messages are diverse enough for the radicals at University of Oregon.  Etched in the lobby of the school’s Erb Memorial Union building are Dr. King’s poignant words from his renown “I have a dream” speech: “I have a dream that my ...

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Trans-Species Woman Claims She Was Born a Cat…

Trans-Species Woman Claims She Was Born a Cat… cat lady transspecies 300x160

We have heard of a woman born in a man’s body and vice-versa. But a cat born in a woman’s body?  Last year we reported on the new phenomenon of a “transager,” when a 52-year-old father decided to live his life as a 6-year-old girl. Is transspecies the next sensation?   Meet Nano, a Norwegian woman who claims to be a ...

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Horny Detroit Man Dies Pantsless In Car Crash While Watching Porn Behind The Wheel

Horny Detroit Man Dies Pantsless In Car Crash While Watching Porn Behind The Wheel MASTURBATE AT THE WHEEL 300x160

A new level of distracted driving was reached when a 58-year-old man, allegedly preoccupied by a pornographic movie on his phone, crashed and rolled his vehicle.   It happened at about 3:30 a.m. Sunday on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 in Detroit, Michigan State Police told WWJ 950.   Michigan State Police Lt. Mike Shaw said it’s the strangest thing ...

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NYC Will Fine You $250,000 For ‘Misgendering’ A Transsexual

NYC Will Fine You $250,000 For ‘Misgendering’ A Transsexual transgender whinners 300x160

According to a newly updated anti-discrimination law in New York City, if you dare call a transsexual person “he” or “she” when they preferred to be called “zhe” you could be fined an eye-watering $250,000.   In the latest, astonishing act of draconian political correctness, the NYC Commission on Human Rights have updated a law on “Discrimination on the Basis of ...

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